"We can't stop here--"

I was considering the tagline for the 1971 version of Willard, and I'm thinking it's good that Romney goes by Mitt instead.




"Where your nightmares end... WILLARD begins. [P.S. Vote Romney 2008!]"

Yeah.

...

No.



Does Mitt have a crazy friend named Ben, because that would also be awesome. Ooh! Wait! What was the name of his campaign helper who posed as a policeman?

Darn. His name is Jay.

Oh, well. We'll work with it.